It is 21.05h. The BlueTwo kitchen is quiet, yet it is the quiet before the storm. The Kitchen has been arranged and decorated by its inhabitants, prepared for the expected invasion. In search of natural resources, such as forks, plates and other valuables, the pack left to roam the jungle, invade and conquer other habitats. Being late, I put on the boots, tighten the whip hanging by my waist, put on the cap, take a deep breath, and go into the darkness of the jungle to find my pack.
Meet the Beast: “The Bosnian Roamer“. The legend says this wild beast roams the jungle 24 hours, 7 days a week, fully suited in black, carrying nothing but a speaker blasting directly into his ear. Rarely spotted, the Roamer is attracted by the smell of a party and leaves his nest to hunt speakers.
As seen in the picture, the speaker is connected to the beast’s head, transmitting signals from its ancestral homeland in the form of heavenly music. You might assume such high voltage and the sheer weight of the speaker would damage the poor beast’s head, but rest assured, his brain is well preserved by a thick, impenetrable Bosnian skull.
Habitat: BlueTwo Kitchen
Food: Juice-Vodka
It is 22.45h. The BlueTwo kitchen is not quiet. In fact, it is very much overcrowded by the whole animal kingdom. Indistinguishable noise follows the crowd until it's silenced by dear Mr. President. It is announced that each pack has to build a wall, the greatest wall of them all, and the winner will win a reward.
The crowds are ecstatic.
Masses exit the kitchen in high spirits, with one purpose in the collective mind; to build a wall. They put their hands to work and demonstrate the highest degree of teamwork and fair play. However, the slightest thought of jealousy and competition enters into their minds, and soon all hell breaks loose, riots begin, and what looked like the beginning of a new civilization, now turns into chaos and rampage. Civil war breaks out.
“The Wall”
The tragic ruins of the wall will be known as "the Greal Wall that never was." Although the chaos seemed as if it will go on forever, as with everything in life, it only took time for the heated chaos to settle. The crowds slowly dispersed into different directions, venturing into the unkown mysteries of the night.
The Moment of Truth
All accounts of further events of the mysterious night stop here, and it is unkown what unfolded and which way our heroes went, whether sleeping in their chambers, or drinking with fellow neighbours. However, most scholars would have argued that latter is the case. In any case, the walls of Aalborghus Kollegiet will remember the tale, and the glorious Tour De cuisine that occured on 29th November, 2024, will echo in eternity.